Will Mayhem Miller Head Over to Asia?

Will Mayhem Miller Head Over to Asia?

Published on May 28, 2012 by The Sandman in Opinion

Why Mayhem Miller’s Next Destination Should be Asia

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Dana White announced yesterday after UFC  146 that Mayhem Miller has been cut. The reason was apparently not due to the reported backstage problem that Mayhem caused, he was almost certainly being dropped anyway after his loss to CB Dollaway.

Mayhem Miller may have been destroyed by Michael Bisping (respectable) and laid and prayed on by CB Dollaway (less respectable), but he’s still got a lot to offer to MMA. He’ll likely get offers from Bellator and a few other Western promotions but here are seven reasons why Asian promotions should try to sign him up ASAP:

• He may not have been the most popular fighter in DREAM but he was a character. He fucking beat the Gracie Hunter.
• He gives noogies to his opponents.
• He has a name and is not old enough to be considering retirement (he’s 31). He’ll come to fight and not look for a quick pay check or what I’d like to call “pulling a Sapp”.
• Speaking of pay, he was only on USD 45,000 per fight at UFC. According to Bob Sapp, he’s paid USD 30-40,000 per fight. Conclusion: if you can afford Sapp, you can afford Mayhem.
• He’s won Most Memorable Entrance at World MMA Awards 2010/2011. (Take note SFL)
• Whoever he fights would have nothing to lose. If he loses, he lost to Mayhem Miller. If he wins, he just beat MAYHEM FUCKING MILLER! No publicity needed for his next fight.
• He gives “Hello Japan” peace signs during fights.

The only prerequisite I think any promotion who signs Mayhem has to tell him is to bring back the red hair. He sucks as a blond.

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